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When one desperately attempts to text or call at least one person to deliver them weed.
My dog just ate all my weed, anyone wanna scramble?
Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
The odd mix of horny dudes and desperate drunk girls looking to hook-up after the bar closes
She went home with him after the usual sausage scramble post-bars
Reverse Scrambled Egg is a vomit and sperm-based sex act in which the boy is sick on a girl's naval and then proceeds to jizz on it.
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.
The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Did you see Clive the other day, he was still ill from doing a Reverse Scrambled Egg.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.
Loki almost scrambled time and the entirety of the universe itself!
When a Wisconsite scrambles eggs by vigorously clapping together his, her, or their asscheeks.
Baby darling: “oh Ron, I’m really craving a Sconnie Scramble after that hayride.”
Ron: “No problem baby darling, I’ll get right to shaking my moneymaker!”