Blobs is a word that you say with anything
Blobs gives you peace and joy
My brothers and sisters you need blobs in your amen
In politics, the Deep State, the government (especially the secret police and their business associates), the Empire, the Ruling Class. Probably derived from the book or horror movie in which a huge amoeba-like organism quickly eats and digests everything it comes into contact with.
Joe thought Mr. T was fighting the Blob, but now he thinks he's just part of it.
BLOB (Basic Last Option Bae) When you have no choice but the ugly female left to smash; It's your only option left.
Black Guy: Dude she is a blob
White guy: yeah but its our last day here
black guy: she is a blob, no
Going down the pub with your mates for some beverages
Kallum "fancy going down the pub for a few blobs"
To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.
"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."