When you get to old for Netflix and chill you Amazon Prime and commitment.
"Honey we're to old for Netflix and chill i think its time to Amazon prime and commitment".
It means to delete your self, like thanos dis to have of the world :)
I hope you go commit thanos snap
a way of telling a person to kill themselves
Alex: I stole your diamonds
Steve: COMMIT NETHER BED!
Yo Michael Committed bullet head
I'm sad, prob Go Commit BulletHead (shoots head)
An attempt to hang yourself by a Ceiling fan like a dumbass.
My brother tried to Commit Ceiling fan but it broke the fan and he was grounded.
The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act