Joe: What's he up to?
Schmoe: Oh, he's just suffering from Dumassity.
A holiday to relax and skip work to get away from all the dumbasses INCLUDING YOURSELF
Aj: I got to get away from all these dumbasses
Chance: well December 2nd is Dumbassness
Somebody ugly as a mule with a brain made of horseshit with no common sense, often found ignoring instructions, sticking forks in toasters, and frequenting Hot Topic, furry and anime conventions.
Look! Wild dumbasses flooding around vendors selling life sized anime girls, ignoring reality in favor of their 2D waifu.
Somebody stuck a curling iron in their eye to see if it would hurt, what a dumbass.
Someone who does stupid shit so often, they somehow become proficient at doing it well
Stan is a professional dumbass, he keeps getting himself out of stupid situations
When ur dad is a asshole who is emptyheaded and has now real brains but acts like he knows about anything
I have a dumbass dad i think just knowing him makes me stupid