Put your lady between the mattress and the box spring half way down the the torso, mounting her from behind.
So the wife and I tried something new, gopher style
When you fuck an old lady and you pull out and there is dust on your dick
Tim-"I banged Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Nice, did you get a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."
When you fuck an old lady and pull out and there is dust all over your dick
Example: Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."
Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."