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When you're about to nut and pull your dick out and draw your favorite picture
This art is amazing. Did you say the origin was penile picture style?
A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.
My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
When a man with a little dick refuses to accept the reality that his dick is not large
Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”
Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”
Another sexual referral from smash or bang.
Hey man, I did some penile destruction on your sister!
A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood
The Penile Erectoligist solved the man's Erectile disfunction
A crusty cheese like substance that develops on an unwashed penis after several days.
"Last night Jenna licked the penile crust straight off my dick."
When one bleeds from the penile region.
Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"