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taking a shower to avoid any kind of conflict with the people you live with
“dude my mom is pissed i’m gonna go take an escape shower”
“my hygiene is incredible from the amount of escape showers i take when avoiding my family’s arguments”
When you piss at the urinal, and your piss sprays back at you
Guy 1: “Oh man! I took a piss and I took a urinal shower at the same time”
Guy 2: “Oh shit!”
Intentionally getting stung by jellyfish so someone has to pee on you
he keeps sticking his hand in the jellyfish tank and asking strangers to pee on him as it's a "medical emergency". It's the 4th time this week he's gotten a Jelly Shower
when someone takes their phone into the shower and is on it for long periods of time (snapping ppl, watching shows, tiktok etc…)
“Do you bring your phone into the shower?”
“Yeah”
“Dude you’re such an L shower bot”
when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.
"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"
To spray Febreze Lysol or some room freshener on ones clothing quickly when one doesnt have time to shower.
guy 1: damn i gotta go on a date but i dont have time to shower!
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower
6 pints of dog piss being thrown onto an off-shift hooker.
Amber got a nasty reno shower from those mean kids when she was done with work last night.