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It is 19th century, the Hehe Cat has passed away :( And new catto was brought to the world. But he was very lonely and he sang a beautiful song. It is very cute small cat that has really good voice. He likes to play with toys and is a good domesticated cat. He is sometime purr like car. VROOOOOOOOMMMM he goes beep beep like car. Best catto ever! Never forgor this cute kitten as its legacy will continue on for many generations of cat meme lovers.
Bye bye, you will be missed little cat. Keep singing!
RIP singing cat.
At times I feel alone... so I say: sometimes I am alone! Sometimes I'm not. Sometimes I'm Alone. HELLOOOOOO!
The most ingenious and reliable excuse known to man. Prominently used by Manny Heffley, The God of war crimes. He used it once to excape court when he was trialed for the murder of Greg Heffley
Greg: Manny stuffed in English muffin in my ps2!!! What the fuck!
Manny: I'm ownwy thwee ploopy!
WHAT ME AND ALL OTHER MEN SAY WHEN THEY ABOUT TO CUM ALL OVER A WOMAN (MEN THAT ARE ACTUALLY MEN AND NOT JUST PRETENDING).
MAN: I'M ABOUT TO BLOW
WOMAN: OH YES DADDY BLOW ALL OVER ME
A sarcastic response to a false and or generally fucking stupid accusation
of any kind
Typically of political or racist varieties
Based on a genuine response from the CEO of TikTok Shou Zi Chew about alleged connections between ByteDance and the Chinese government brought up by US Senator Tom Cotton
Senator: Are you a Chinese Communist?
CEO: Senator, I'm Singaporean
invented in a west yorkshire school,
is a good ice-breaker in conversation
i'm a lady and i can't breathe!
Man #1
"Yo man you can trust me I'm faded!"
Man #2
" 'ight man I feel you."
Man #1 "yo man I'm faded."