When a gay male sticks a suction cup dildo in the shower and gets ass fucked by the shower dildo.
John takes long showers because he likes to play with his shower flower.
Shower cap
1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.
2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"
When you go to take a piss and you sneeze right as you start the stream, successfully showering yourself in two different bodily fluids
Doug: *whips it out*
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.
The act of ejaculating on a woman’s bald or shaved head.
Guy #1: Do you see that cute girl sitting at the bar with the shaved head?
Guy #2: Yeah what about her?
Guy #1: I totally “Shower Capped” her last night!
Guy #2: No way dude that’s so dope!
where a female gets punched in the vaginal area quite hard
"don't make me give you a flower power pain shower"
when you guy is real good at sex so you reward him like the real MVP he is by dumping a bucket of Gatorade on him.
He bent me over so good I gave him a Gatorade shower cause he's the real MVP
An urban slang word meaning to act crazy or irrational. It originates from inner city Detroit. It is most often used when referring to a black woman going crazy when her weave is touched.
"Yo dawg, why is your boo shower cappin'?"