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The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.
Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!
Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo
"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"
A group of total baddasses that only do original things and influence others to do the badass shit too. Three hot ass guy accompanied by three hot ass girls.
The turtle herd is so baddass I wanna be in it but I'm not hot or original!
this is a correction of grammer and name for the one that was posted before this one
Turtle Lei stands for short, small eyes, gamer raging trash player at almost any game he plays
random dude: headshots with AK in a perfectly normal way that does not require an explaination to know how he headshoted him
turtle lei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HACKER IMA GO REPORT THIS MF
a well defined six pack that resembles the belly of a turtle
Emma - " wow! look at that dude, he is super fit!"
Arlia - "yeah, but he's got some turtle belly going on"
A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.
“My dad went in for a vasectomy and they gave him a reverse turtle neck” (they took his foreskin)
After President trump got all agro about losing the 2020 election, a pundit on CNN referred to him as looking like an obese turtle.
Donald trump looks like an obese turtle on its back, flailing in the Sun.