Cousin Jay is clearly harassing that chick at Burger King and then omitting half the story and acting like he wasn't.
Hym "I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to. And apparently you DO allow it. You allow it and you CHOOSE the child murder over not harassing people... Repeatedly! You choose child murder over letting people cash in on their brilliant ideas. You CHOSE child murder and cover up. Those were YOUR choices. Put and end to this before I choose it with you."
what a hyperactive teen says whilst running around
scout:i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya
medic:*diagnoses with adhd*
Code for "I want to bang this whale."
"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"
-a display of energy
-extremely surprised
-to be shocked
-To be wearing expensive things
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- "OMG you are iced out!" "I'm shivering!"I'm so pumped, I'm shivering!"
- "When it's April 2nd and she's still pregnant, I'm shivering!"
- "I'm shivering cuz I'm about to present"
- "The dynamite blew up! I'm shivering!"
"I'm gonna hard" is a phrase sad when getting close to being three stocked in Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS, and while playing a Luigi. The phrase is prophesized to easily get you more dates and statistically proven to make you better at Super Smash Bros for the Nintendo 3DS. This phrase is stronger if you say it while playing as Pink Luigi.
*Getting close to being three stocked in smash bros* "I'm gonna hard!"
A great way to come out to your mother
"Gay I'm mom"
"I mean mom, I'm gay! God dammit I screw everything up!"
The word for 'I'm okay, but it's a fragile kind of okay, so be gentle with me'.
Person 1: You okay?
Person 2: I'm eggshell okay.