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did you really just send that picture ?!
you’re m-ing mate ?
Masochistic or Sadistic.
Commonly used in fetish community as a question to find someones side of preference spectrum
-"M or S?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )"
-"I would rather dominate( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )"
that mini stick of dynamite you always play with as kids that was the cause of your buddies 3 missing fingers.
"Hey Tim, you remember that old gag where we'd light an m-80 and flush it down the toilet?"
A blond twink, eyes separated, a fucking narcissist+racist, only dates girls with no boobs or ass, and only pulls girls who don’t have a good type, cuz he actually be ugly asf. He be saying the n word too much and be sending poop pics to his friends. Also he only pulls girls with the initials of K,L,E,A.
“Didn’t you date that blond twink?” “Who? Are you talking about Logan M.?” “Fosho yeah!”
"Master of (the) pullout";Dude who's pullout game is strong and never ends up a baby daddy
"Dang, Tom never gets caught up with a baby mama, dude is the M O P !!!! '
1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.
2. A man's body hair.
3. The slang term for colorful feces.
4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.
5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'
2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'
3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'
4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'
5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
A slur for any ginormous fuck that consumes tens of thousands of calories a day. Old Mayan prophecies revealed that these people would become so large that they'll consume the Earth itself, the true end of the world. This information was wiped from history, unfortunately. Their record smallest known meal includes 20 piece Chicken McNuggets, Medium French Fries (the medium makes them feel healthy), an OREO McFlurry, a Blue Raspberry Medium Frozen Fanta, and 13 cookies.
'It's been dark for way too long man, when are these clouds gonna move?'
'Didn't you hear? That's a m*nzad in the sky bruh, we're so fucking cooked...'