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When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!
Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.
Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin
Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex
Accidentally falling out of a ladies Vagina only to reinsert in a hurry and enter her Anus
Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle
When your hooking up with a girl and you don’t relax when you kiss and go too hard 😈
Example: Nikita Fishman does the turtle strategy too much!
a fluffy (floofy) turtle
can be a stuffed animal
aww that turtle looks so fluffy! it’s a floofy turtle!
Origins unknown though thought to be cosmic as they were worshiped by ancient cultures worldwide. Most noted characteristics were endurance, sneakiness and a witty approach while stalking prey. It is claimed that victims were scared shitless but with a puzzled grin on their faces. The Sneaky Turtle diet consisted primarily of prepared lettuce and what seems to have been an early form of taco.
The Sneaky Turtles were relentless in it quest for victory ...