Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

Half Chucker

When one is of African Spear Chucker and Caucasian decent.

I never knew Mike was a Half Chucker.

half-grandaunt

Grandparent's half-sister.

My half-grandaunt is a good person.

half-grandaunt

Grandparent's half-sister.

Half-grandaunt.

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.

I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.

half sasquatch

When you shave one side of your pubes and leave the other side hairy.

“Damn dude that’s a nice half sasquatch”