The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

A term used to define the instance where a person has clogged the toilet, but chooses to remain anonymous and blame it on others.

Upon returning home from work, I found the toilet clogged. None of my roommates took the blame and had claimed it to be the Jerry which was not around to defend himself. Ergo, The Old Fashioned Poop and Run

running fuck at a rolling doughnut

A running fuck at a rolling doughnut is an action doomed to failure.

"He can go and take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut for all I care."

My pockets run deep

You have a lot of money

I can pay for it my pockets run deep

run car snow pen

A joke so dirty, only Swedes can understand

Ey dude can you say: 🏃🏼🚗❄️✏️?
Run car snow pen?

Trojan Chuck 'n Run

Bringing a piss-filled condom to a water balloon fight to use against the opposing team, exacting critical damage and ending the war.

Trojan refers to the brand of condom and references "Trojan horse".

My birthday party was cut short when the water balloon fight ended with a Trojan Chuck 'n Run. Everyone was covered in piss and disappoinment. Even the cake was ruined.

A hurling hit and run

When a bitch is sucking your cock and you ram your dick so far down her throat she throws up and as she is throwing up you cum up her nose when she looks back with a puzzled look you donkey punch the shit out of the bitch causing the cum to shoot out of her nose and mix with the throw up then as she lays there unconscious you walk away and laugh

Hey Josh last night the craziest thing happend this bitch was suckin my cock and she threw up so i cummed up her nose it made me so mad i donkey puched that hell out of her to make a long story short i gave her a hurling hit and run

let me run a visa

When you are purchasing drugs on credit and not paying with cash

Hey fam let me run a visa for that eighth