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A time when something utterly humiliating happens to someone you know
“My friend just tripped and fell on a trumpet”
“Bro, it’s Soap Time”
Had an extraordinary time. Had a magnificent time.
Me and my boys had a killer time last night
The act of sitting around after you are technically finished with your work but not actively seeking further duties.
Derived from the phrase ‘sitting on your biscuit, never having to risk it.’
Biscuit time is ONLY during hours you would ordinarily be working. Breaks, lunch, or just slacking off when there are remaining galas is not considered to be proper biscuit time.
Really trying to rush through this list this morning. Hoping for some solid biscuit time after lunch today.
Zains ex gf not to be confused with the first : Riaz its cum time !
Riaz : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gomcy : That should be me :(
Riaz : Cum time
Raed : He is running and cumming not possible in csgo
Zain : Haha Riaz you are banging my ex not to be confused with my first
Akhil : Verum Vibe
Ajay : GS GS help me !!
Gomcy : Yeah Fatty you committed tax evasion
Criminal #1: Oh shit it’s the one time, play it cool…
Criminal #2: Playing it cool, playing it cool… So why are they called the one time anyway?
Criminal #1: Because they only need to catch you one time fool!
A time during which one hangs out with their family.
My mom said it was going to be family time, and she was right. It was terrible.
Step 1) When you unroll half of the toilet paper.
Step 2) Delicately wipe your ass.
Step 3) Re-roll it like a brand new roll.
Step 4) Leave for unsuspecting victim.
Credit to: Jimmy 51-50
Bro, I just time fused Laura’s bathroom!