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Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.
Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.
When two people partake in the act to play house and get naked and get in the closet and act like they are taking a shower. Lesbians may try to talk you into this.
A) shavelle, wanna play closet shower?
B) I haven't had a good closet shower in awhile.
When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)
You smell like a Florida shower.
When a person eats butterfingers and then sneezes all over the back of your head or directly in your face.
After a resounding night of trick or treating, Janine in a drunken stupor spat on her friend in a wild butterfinger shower.
When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.
"Yo, I just got a Russian Shower because that fool got his head chopped off!"
The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.
Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.
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《¤》Shower《¤》shoUwer《¤》showeR《¤》