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To wash quickly wash under the armpits and genitals (more specifically the vagina).
Actual conversation where I heard this from a nursing home resident:
Me: Did you have a nice bath?
Woman: Only had time for an airplane shower.
Me: What's an airplane shower.
Woman: Under the wings and in the cock pit.
To bathe in deodorant or anti-perspirant, usually in the absence of any immediately available, advanced body-washing facilities.
There's banner-making to do and all sorts, so I've not got time to go to the QMU. Think I'll just take a Hetherington Shower and have done for now....
Something that may destroy your shower if you don't properly maintain it
*Jerry hops into the shower * why is the shower motor so loud? *the motor proceeds to explode. Killing jerry* a shower motor may kill you. Jkjkjk or am I?
While urinating into a lavatory, the main stream is entering as normal, but a shower like spray diverts and causes particulates of urine to land on the toilet seat. This is usually followed by a rapid wiping of the seat with toilet roll, often masked by the flushing of the toilet itself.
Omg I just shower effected all over the seat. I gotta clean up
When a Chaldean person dumps an entire bottle of Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica, or Polo cologne on themself before going out, so as to not have to shower on a daily basis.
Yo, bro you smell that? Someone definitely took a Chaldean shower.
An incredibly stupid phrase meaning 'brainstorm' which no-one uses and very few people have even heard of.
The word 'brainstorm' was not banned from UK schools you idiots. It was deemed offensive to epileptics by ONE local council who opted not to use it in their public discourse in favour of the term 'thought shower'. This was ridiculed by everyone everywhere, including epileptics, for being so stupid that even the Flat Earth Society and the Super Sweet 16 fanclub pointed and laughed.
The phrase, while rarely used, is still highly reactive to the point where it reduces the IQ of both speaker and listener whenever used.
Politician: We'll be having a thought shower tomorrow.
Normal person: Damn, I think I just got dumber.
A shower that takes place over an extended period of time. This longer shower is usually for the purpose of masturbation. Masturbation during a long shower is extremely convenient, because the person taking the long shower has lubricants ready, it is harder to be heard under the sound of the water, and the cleanup process practically takes care of itself.
Hey James, don't get too excited and slip during your long shower.