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Its November 2nd national bitch awareness day. Be kind to all those bitches for one day. Can you do it.
Be kind its national bitch awareness day.
When you think, "does that person think I am an idiot?", and they do in fact think you are an idiot.
Worker(thinks) : I hope he didn't think I am an idiot during the interview
Boss(thinks): I hope this bish is idiot-aware enough not to reapply SMH
After the 20th century war a conclusion has came after thee Vixel’s girlfriend Arryn did everything in her power to expose him. It is celebrated on every September and you must DM Vixel to make him happy.
Oh my god it is vixel awareness month!
To download it illegally from the web
- Did you buy this book?
- No, I was aware of it. (To be aware of)
When you know where the toilets is.
Or
When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.
Damn that kid always knows where the good toilets are.
You're right, he has good shituational awareness.
An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.
On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.
Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."