The best way to describe a terrible human
Friend: wow I love Jorge Lorenzo
Me: Ew he’s such a shower bath head
The hose located on the backside of your camper.
Y’all’s gross go wash off in the Patton Shower!
A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.
Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.
The sum of similar events happening in the time lapse between two showers
- I shagged two girls today!
- That’s impressive! Were they on the same shower though? My personal record is three
Meaning if you’re showing off a chain or a piece of jewelry to ask them this if it’s fake or not
Josh:"look at my new ice"
Rick: " but can you shower with that on?"
To consume toast in the shower whilst one is hungover. The polar opposite of a shower beer.
"Aw yeah this shower toast is really doing the trick for the old hangover".