2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.
n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.
When a mildly arousing act strikes a male's attention resulting in a partially erect penis.
Trevor watched, half-chubbed, while she licked the candy cane.
Your Best Friends mom who is like a mom to you so she is your half-mom
Thank you Half-Mom! Your daughter, my best friend, will love it!
your half mom is your half sibling (sibling that isn't from both sides but from either your mom or dad) mom
Im with my half mom and half brother
When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.
When one is of African Spear Chucker and Caucasian decent.
I never knew Mike was a Half Chucker.