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A skunk. When you get too close to that kitty, you’ll have to take a shower.
I was up all night bathing the dogs last night- they found another shower kitty
the name dale arbus from horrible bosses wanted to use
me: we’re not calling it shower daddy because why you wanna shower with your dad
Jocelyn Vasquez a girl who likes to shower with ppl and let them record her naked and then calls the cops bc she “did not know about them recoding”she a whore And ask ppl if she can peep in there mouth
When you take a shower but instead of water that comes out of the shower head it’s bright yellow piss
Ummm just to let you know I don’t have a normal shower, I have a sunflower shower
when you're all mungy from car camping for three days at Bonnaroo and you ain't got time for a real shower so you spray your whole body with sunscreen to mask the smell
Dude, wake up! We gotta hurry and get a good spot for Pearl Jam!
One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!
A hangover shower is literally when you have shower sitting down, can't be arsed doing anything else than resting, wanting to go back to bed but you know you need to get clean after that messy night.
Too tired for words, im gonna have a hangover shower because i can not be bothered doing anything else
When chunks of meat and blood falls from the sky.
Hey, lets gore shower.
- "Thats hot".