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The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.
"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."
A person who is more talented at something than most people.
“Dude that is so cool! Even I don’t know how to do that!”
“I don’t know what so say man, I guess I’m just a pear tree.”
Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest
A slang term in the popular video game Minecraft that is used to describe a tree that has been cut down by a player, but they left the logs in the leaves, hence creating a floating mass of leaves. These trees are often heavily discouraged by communities because they look horrifyingly terrible. There is no word that can describe the absolute moron who does this on purpose. The common term "Sociopath Tree" comes from the fact that these types of trees are usually left behind by sociopaths.
who the hell left this sociopath tree here it looks awful
"I'm short so get your tall tree lookin ass out of my way."
A girl who likes to compete when jumping in pools, a made up name
Person 1: so who’s the winner?
Person 2: it’s vanilla tree!
When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree
Abbey: Same here 🎄