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Synonymous with ‘period of time’, but far more dramatic.
A long ass time.
That we have to sit out here and wait a long periolodically time.
When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
Very similar to "CPT", but, waaaaaaay slower and without the attitude.
Steve: Damn, Chris was supposed to be here 2 hours ago, WTF!!!
Jimmy: Shit, you know homeboy is from Maui. He's on his own schedule, he's on "Hawaii time".
3 hours later....
Chris: Yo, what up brudda? You wanna go surf?
They the real OG for no reason in the middle of a sentence
John Doe:”yall didn’t get this guy like I did before the Kanye collab, unrelated emoji”
John Smith:”doe hittin with that time flex”
This is what happens when you go up and bowl a certain way to get a strike. You scream this as loud as possible to ensure all of the pins fall.
Aaron: IT'S PORTO TIME!
Me: Oh it looks like he's going to get a strike.
When a lady pleasures herself in the absence of a male
We heard the door close behind her, and we knew she was about to engage in Beccy time
The act of searching someone's Facebook photos for a really old picture from years ago. Specifically for a funny or embarrassing picture and then liking it so that it magically appears back on the news feed for all of that person's friends to see. Invented by Mike Keegan and Charlie Blakeman.
John: "Man I thought that picture of me with the hooker from 5 years ago was long lost until those idiots Mike and Charlie TIME BOMBED me and now its all over Facebook again!"