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1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.
Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.
Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito
Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days
When youre so bored that you take a typewriter and punch in the keys according to mechanism order from right to left
=#2/1/-;p.0lo,9kim8jun7hyb6gtv5frc4dex3swz2aqz1 im bored
The great big shaq once told the biggest mathematical theorem which was 2+2+4-1 which was hardest question
are you able to solve this "2+2=4-1"
yea i can
OH MY GOD ARE YOU BIG SHAQ
yes i'm
Means you get hella bitches and are an absolute stud
He likes throwing up 2 in the pink 1 in the stink
The final boss of bordem
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When Katlyn and Jeremy sell jars of farts together its a 2 for 1 special...
Kat and Jeremy gave me that 2 for 1 special