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(n.) The act of using two condoms while putting Tabasco in between them for an audible warning when you're down to your last line of defense against any STDs.
Steve, I picked up a prostitute after the game last night and I used the Tabasco method. 15 minutes into our session, she started screaming. That's when I knew I was down to my spare and had to call it quits. 50 bucks for 15 minutes? Man, that sucked.
Achieving a desired result by doing literally the bare minimum.
I’ll never forget that time I literally had a girl ON MY BED, and somehow he ended up sleeping with her anyway. He didn’t even DO anything. Fucking Glenn method strikes again.
When a dirtbag from Boston yells at your penis to try to cure impotence
Quagmire: So to cure impotence, you sometimes need to get creative. That's why I'm gonna have you try the Boston Method.
The are many cock Methods for example.
First method
1.). The act of Penisting.
Second method
2.) The act of cock fight with someone by cock meaning penis.
Last method
3.) The act of puting penis in someones ass and spinning like an helicopter.
1.) Me and my friend went to penisting.
2.) Me and senpai had a cock fight .
3.) Me and my try the cock method her ass was torn.
-@spy nudes
Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home and smoke meth-amphetamine.
i didn't want to be a pussy.. but i am.. so i pulled The Fitsgerald Method and sent my friend to do my fighting.. The meth was shitty.. because i can't even do that right.
when you bash your head into the wall until you fall asleep to avoid having to pay for nyquil
"I don't have enough money for nyquil"-Giga Chad
"try doing the kyle method"-Giga Brad
When a girl gives birth to a baby over the toilet and she flushes it to get rid of the baby. Babies who survive usually become dumpster babies.
Carlos: Hey did you hear about what happened yesterday at prom night?
Kevin: What happened?
Carlos: Karen pulled the Third Method in the Female Bathroom Stalls!
Kevin: Wow! I hope her parents don't find out!