to let something go, let something loose, to finally relieve something
1. Bend over so you're on all fours.
2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.
3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2
This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.
example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!
example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air
Rob: I hooked up with the hottest chick last night
Me: What an air-raid
air Hand-Shake also aHS, is a big UwU cringe boy and he's gay.
Person: Hi air Hand-Shake!
aHS: UwU.
Person: Who else but air Hand-Shake?
Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.
Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...
The Nasty air from inside a Restroom or closed space; typically is a public or somewhat unsanitary space
Person: Ew are you seriously using the hand dryers to dry your hands?
other person: Yea why?
person: Ew you do realize the hand dryers use Boo Boo air, right?