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God Time

The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.

Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"

Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"

by Luna_hermione October 04, 2011


Cottage Time

Cottage Time- The time of day at work ranging from 9am-945am that cottage cheese, any brand, is to be eaten on one's lunch break. Normally the procedure requires getting a spoon and filling a small plastic cup to the top with cottage. The person then eats the cup of cottage.

clock strikes 9:15am
Cathy- "Oh! it's cottage time! yum yum!"

by schedulingsquad July 19, 2013


Fitzer Timing

When someone arrives late by up to 2 minutes and misses the chance to participate.

*Discord Join Sound*
Fitzer: "Hey guys! what are you doing?"

Someone in game: "Fitzer Timing!! LOL!!! we're 1 minute into our League of Legends match. you can join for the next one."

Fitzer: "OK" (pepesad)

by Tr1nket November 12, 2021


Time-zoned

You use "Time-zoned" in scenarios where you and another individual are currently living in the same area, with the same timezone but still some how manage to wake up at compeltely different times and don't get to see each other.

•Alex (10 AM) : Hey billy, you ready to play?
•Billy (4 PM) : Bruh I just woke up, sorry.
•Alex (4:15 PM) : Man we got Time-zoned
•Billy (4:20 PM) : 😩

by Snooh November 01, 2020


fancy time

A euphemism for sexual activity between two consenting adults.

Can we have fancy time sometime this weekend?

by Kasalena February 03, 2018


A Universal Time

A "JoJo Game" in Roblox which is a gigantic bug fest, has trashy combat, constant data issues here on there, etc etc. This game back then was basically a hangout game with horribly insane grind that might be as hellish as grinding the Necrotic Sword of Doom in AQW as a non legend and also garbage balancing with every stand dealing absurd damage. It was also overhyped as fuck when the rewrite was in development.

Hey, have you tried out A Universal Time?
I've seen it since it was an ABD Modded, It's pretty much an insect hive at this point.
Oh alright. I've also went to 1v1 people on the gamemode, dear god it was painful getting stunned for 50 years.

by imp fuck2 May 28, 2022


an orangutan of a time

A positive, often rowdy, experience hanging around with friends (monkeying optional)

"That party last night was an orangutan of a time"

by BenjiLikesMonkeys January 03, 2018