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When you say something that is “wrong” or like “don’t do that” but you also do it
Mother: “Stop eating junk food, that’s bad for you.”
Also Mother: Eats junk food like it’s nobodies business. ( r/ironic )
A dating website for immature and dysfunctional singles.
He/she found himself a date on Kids R' Matched.com, a singles dating site for people in their 20's and over still on the emotional level of a 3rd grader.
Ermin R is nice, funny, generous, and kind. He helps you whenever you need help. He also knows his cars and zombie apocalypse's.
Ermin R
R-T is when you are in the sea and your tits are so cold that they hurts so it is called having raw tits
Damn I have R-T
A GREAT MALE HUMAN THAT LOVES HAYLI AND SHOULD THINK VIOLET US A PEACE OF SHIT
Hey did you here about that guy Steven r Monroe
similar to icup it's a forsaken comeback that if reply with a yes the replying persons back will explode breaking their spine then slowly combusting then dieing.
"your momma," said the fool
'hey do you like d r a g o n s fuck tard? says the m a n
" yea..." says the fool
"d r a g o n d e e z n u t z " replies the m a n
spin Xplosions} OH ShIneaqwa NIBBA. compusts and dies
The Man hands down always looking after and sticking up for what’s right in the world, no matter what’s at stake . Truth seeker and speaker always blowing the whistle on the scum of this earth .. He doesn’t complain much keeps his circle small and the only person he hurts is himself …. The way the world has become keeps him up at night , he has a calling to save the world one person at a time and he insists on doing so . Wise beyond his years always gets the girl who can’t grasp his depth so he is targeted by our very own deep state due to his intuitive knowledge of there’s more to life then let on… His only fault being to honest …
He who speaks the truth is always most hated like a Joseph R Cronin