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The machine that allows you to create anything you want... But virtually... (That means you'll never have it)
Look at this gorgeous womanon the screen ... How "flat" is she !!!
A machine that does work for You and even lets you find someones home address
Me: Yo dude i got a sweet new computer
Friend: thats really cool what Kind is it?
Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Guy 1: A computer
(Guy 2 walks in)
Guy 2: Are you talking to yourself?
A computer is device used for various things
Manan namans brother is not allowed to play on the computer
A book or a box, it never means what it says.
"Help" tab never helps
"Print" tab never prints
Origin of the word is from women who use to sit at desks counting numbers all day. Eventually replaced by machinery so that women can stay home and cook.
Has slowly developed into a device primarily used for downloading pornography and talking shit anonymously. Quite possibly the best invention ever.
I just downloaded some bestiality pics and I keep them in My Pictures on my computer.
One who computes.
Bob: What is your occupation?
John: I'm a computer. I solve math problems.