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confuse

Make no sense

Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie

by Pedro Mendez Mulachos April 18, 2003


Confusion

To drive others crazy trying to make them figure out shit!

Mr Confusion is a confusing man

by Antonio November 14, 2003


Confusion

What happens when something (a cat, dog, or otherwise) steps/walks across the keyboard causing a jumble of letters usually without understandable words. Usually after this comes a reason for why it happened.

Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."

by Yazamin January 01, 2010


confusion

Two blind lesbians in a fish market

hmmm... where should i turn, the confusion!

by rmckenzie53 November 19, 2010


confused

Having no idea,not accepting the facts

Adam stauffer confused about his marriage with Alise stauffer, and there new born baby girl.

by Dr. Treymond March 27, 2009


confusion

Father's Day in East St. Louis.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you daddy! Uh...

by Howling Man April 16, 2005


confusement

The alternative, lesser known (even by the OED) term for the act of causing confusion.

The man walked backwards into the shop, causing great confusement

by jjme29 March 14, 2008