Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie
To drive others crazy trying to make them figure out shit!
Mr Confusion is a confusing man
What happens when something (a cat, dog, or otherwise) steps/walks across the keyboard causing a jumble of letters usually without understandable words. Usually after this comes a reason for why it happened.
Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."
Two blind lesbians in a fish market
hmmm... where should i turn, the confusion!
Having no idea,not accepting the facts
Adam stauffer confused about his marriage with Alise stauffer, and there new born baby girl.
Father's Day in East St. Louis.
I'll kill you! I'll kill you daddy! Uh...
The alternative, lesser known (even by the OED) term for the act of causing confusion.
The man walked backwards into the shop, causing great confusement