copulate

This is a contraction of, " Cop you are late." As we all know, cops aren't the most timely when it comes to an emergency situation and often times show up later than we'd prefer depending on the severity of the situation in question.

Susan: "Copulate and now he's gone."

Officer: "Can you describe the assailant."

copulance

The female equivalent of semen.

"Cum" is not a thing; it's either copulance or semen, for the respective sexes.

copulation

an excessive amount of police presence in a given area.

1) I was late for work because of copulation on the freeway. 2) My drunk driving resulted in copulation and arrest.

copulate

To fornicate, an act usually followed by a steamy excrement of relief. Well, for me anyway.

I copulated with your aunties and then defecated on their bed in response to my pleasure.

COPulation

A group of Police Officers parked together talking in their police vehicles.

"I was riding down the street and I saw four officers COPulating in front of a 7-11."

Copulated

An area where a lot of cops populate.

I’m not driving down Belair rd, it’s to copulated.

copulant

Well...it's just a big bag of a slippery juice that aids the act of copulation. I have it..

Dads love it. They feel it is a great benefit

"Honey, did you get the copulant? Because it's time to copulate." -My dad