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The act of making a meal much larger than it should be; hence, you get fat on three meals a day.
Guy 1: Holy shit, how large is that lasagna you're eating? That's enough for at least two people!
Guy 2: So what?
Guy 1: It's portion distortion!
When an individual perceives a person, place, or thing, or him or herself in a way that is different than the way most other people perceive it.
When he got to his 60s, the many failures he suffered in his life distorted how he perceived his surroundings, individuals, and many other things. That is called perceptual distortion.
FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty'
a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!
the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'
the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!
jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...
john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...
judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
A group of gamers who make awesome video game movies, hold LAN parties, and do other "nerdy" 1337 things.
Faded Distortion is soo uber 1337!
This is calling someone a croger. But like 10x
I hope you die you Fucking distorted croger
an instance in which our minds trick us into believing a falsehood, or something that is not true.
girl 1: i dont want to go to the party! everyone will laugh at my dress.
girl 2: you don't know that! you're jumping to conclusions; and that's a cognitive distortion.