a grotesque, non-specific venereal affliction of a loathesome nature, frequently characterized by red, itching skin with a slimy feel and foul odor. Often caused by poor hygiene.
My roommate got his gleety schlong all over the toilet seat; now I must disinfect it.
Gleet is actually a generic term for any slimy or viscous substance, such as the thick phlegm found in the stomach of a hawk. It is most often used in reference to the runoff from a gonorrhoeal sore.
First, Mr Chandra, we must skim the gleet from your genitals
To produce curry out of the anal cavity, due to hemoroids
oh shit he's gleeting everywhere!
It is a noun meaning, “a good mood.” or “a happy time”. It is usually used to express excitement, contentment, and joy.
-Woo, this party is awesome!
-I guess you could say you’re having a gleet!
OR
-I’m so happy, I’m in such a gleet right now!