few's

Few are endowed with

Don't worry, few's perfection.

Fews

Fews ( foose)

Noun (plural) ; Stereotypic jewish people, who proceed to make "fag" moves.

adj; a combination between the words "jews" and "fags", refers to a person who has strict monetary principle, who also engages in homosexual situations and activities.

A teacher who refuses to show your report card because of a $00.50 library fee can be refered to as a fews.

a few

Three.

1+2= a few

Whoa, it's a few stooges.

Fewings

a bunch of crackheads and drongos

damn those Fewings. Their some weird ass people duuuude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

few

not a lot

there a very few dead bodies here

Few Understand This

A Twitter statement indicating one belongs to an exclusive club of those suffering from the Dunning-Kruger effect. Typically occurs following a statement that most, save the person who wrote it, understand.

"Self-criticism is essential for self-enhancement. Few Understand This."
- Professor Scott Galloway

fews

fake news--information presented via some type of communications medium which has absolutely no basis in fact, or information which is presented in such a biased manner the actual facts are obscured.

That wasn't a news article--that was a fews article.