Cabbage

Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.

*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!

cabbage

someones head

ill split ya cabbage

cabbage

money, cash, dough, or dollars

yo dawg you got the cabbage?

Cabbage

A Person who is daft, absent minded, or a pinkboy. They have little to no capacity to think for themselves, and will often be found repeating the latest one-liners ad nauseum. Most of them believe that they think for themselves, and are creative creatures, but this has yet to be proven.

Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"

Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1

Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."

In the Cabbage

One of the highest level of drunkness when you cant function. this is usually right before you black out. the Cabbage is a zone you dont want to enter

Person 1: hey look at Tom over there he can barely function.

Person 2: oh wow he is so far in the cabbage right now he cant walk

Cabbaged

Jake feels cabbaged after work. He’s tired after work.

I’m absolutely cabbaged after my day at work

cabbage

A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.

Let's go confuse some cabbage!