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Person 1: Instead of detention, Mr. Jones made me listen to Kidz Bop in a van full of 10 year olds for an hour! It was Cruel and Unusual Punishment.
Person 2: Is that legal!?
The excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, whereby he "accidentally" placed his foot on the foot of the patron in the next stall. Predominantly seen in elected officials.
Senator Larry Craig: "I am not gay, I have never been gay, I did not approach an undercover officer in the airport and solicit gay sex. I simply have an unusually wide stance"
Knockoff version of the Mobile Task Force
"Hey, who are those idiots over there?"
"They're the Unusual Incidents Unit, cadet."
"Oh..."
Seven reasons to change your behavior
1. Have too much larmo
2. Detrital cliff
3. Varfa goes bad too soon
4. Edges worn down
5. Unable to leave it alone
6. Listen to strangers
7. Overinflation
At dinner I had too much larmo, which made me feel like detrital cliff. After I ate the stale varfa I noticed my edge was worn and I couldn't leave it alone. I will never listen to strangers again, because I overinflated the larmo.
a really fucking expensive hat
Person: DUDE I JUST UNBOXED AN UNUSUAL BURNING FLAMES TEAM CAPTAIN
Person 2: so what? it's literally a hat
Person: IT'S WORTH $5000
Person 2: O H
A Chinese knockoff version of jojos bizarre adventure, parts include: vampire blood
Gay tendencies
Starbucks adventurers
brass is breakable
And finally: BRONZE AIR
Guy 1: Yo did you see joes unusual trip?
What the unholy water is that?
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!?
Test test test test test test
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Something Unusual Test lololowldcalosldclawsdocaol lol