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Meat Microphone

A description for the erect penis.

My girl and I were fooling around and I told her I couldn't hear what she was saying, and she needed to speak into my meat microphone.

by rack757 November 10, 2011


microphone gangster

Someone who hates on an indivdual but never says it to their face.

John is a microphone gangster, he always talks behind my back!!!

by Robby Bob March 27, 2008


speak into the microphone

a phrase used by a man to focus a partner's attention on performing oral sex.

After they got naked, Sally went on talking and chatting for some time. Eventually, Sam had to ask her to speak into the microphone.

by Figleaf23 August 27, 2007


Microphone Elbow

Coined by Bob Barker in the sixth episode in the eleventh season of The Price is Right, this is what happens when someone's arm gets sore from holding a microphone for too long and has to hold the mic with another hand. Also a sign that the episodes on Pluto TV's The Price is Right: The Barker Era is still on the first loop, and that the episodes are still repeats of a 38-year-old show.

Bob: I always hold the microphone in my right hand. But my right elbow is bothering me... and we've decided that I have microphone elbow, so I'm gonna hold it in my left hand.

by yetanotheranotherdude January 06, 2021


Microphone City

Also known as Dallas Texas cuz we got a buildin dat look like a microphone.

We keep it hood in Microphone City.

by octbodyrocka August 25, 2007


chocolate microphone

also known as ATM, or, having anal sex with a girl follwed by getting a BJ.

"After the funeral, I gave Susie a chocolate microphone. She's feeling better now."

by Chocolate microphone August 11, 2005


busted microphone

when penis is flaccid(B4 or after sex) girl shakes your penis screaming into the tip "is this thing on"

your meats like a busted microphone

by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 12, 2008