the size of your cranium and your IQ
“Wow bro, Your Cranium Is So Microscopic!”
The length of one's dick and the size of one's balls
"Yo is that Dylan" - Person 1
"OMG yes it is, I bet is dick is so microscopic he will be a virgin forever" - Person 2
{John} YOUR PENIS IS MICROSCOPIC HAHA
{Harold} STFU JOHN. YOURS IS TOO.
{John} …
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Zzz microscopic hubba dubba LMAO VITCH SLAP THA DAWG
When your friend tries to say something smart
Well if you think THATS cool, today we studied microscopic hubba dubba in science class