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a term that refers to a nocturnal machine that turns keyboard strokes into errors and infinite headaches at 3am everyday.
"I'm a programmer."
"go git commit die"
"ok"
The person at your place of business who subtly or not so sublty manipulated events for his own amusement. Often instigates encounters with the likes of the goat and koliyah.
Hey koliyah, why do you think I am the programmer?
Who says I think that?
Everybody, I heard you say it.
How did you hear me?
Someone whose computer has afflicted them with Stockholm Syndrome
Person 1: Hey, man what do you do for a living?
Person 2: Oh, I'm a programmer.
Person 1: Oh no, you need to see a therapist.
Person 2: No, it's okay; I know my computer really loves me.
A person paid to be a professional Googler
Oh look a professional programmer(googler)
A dood that Builds code for everything on your Computer. He understands a whole bunch of code that may look like jibbirish to you.
A programmer can understand this:
#!/usr/bin/perl
my@"A,M";
my@"N,Z";
if input="(@'A,M'; 'N,Z')";
print"asdf"
}
else
{
print"qwerty"
It is really difficult to say what is programmer. On computer's language this means "The Lord", though...
1001010010100101: 1001011010010110, how are you today ?
1001011010010110: Thanks Programmer, I have low load now, my processor cools down...
A Chick with a lot of issues and who requires vast amounts of attention.
That programme didn't want to down on me unless I did her a million favors first and when she finally did she stayed on her cell phone.