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A dry ejaculate resembling dust, often making a barely audible "poof" sound.
"I heard you turned 80 the other day."
"Yup."
"So did you get a birthday blow job?"
"Yup, but Deloris almost choked when I sploofed."
a male orgasm in which no semen flows through the urethra and out of the tip of the penis splashing you in the face; a dry orgasm
The poor fourteen year old boy had a sploof for he had already masturbated twelve times that hour.
A well-timed backhanded slap to the scrotum and/or tip of the penis. Also referred to as a "bag tag". Cousin to the Cock-Punch.
"I was standing in line to get a hot dog at Murphy's and Colin sploofed me."
Sucking Noodles throw a straw while hitting it from the back
Last night me and my girl went sploofing.
To jizzum so much that your walls turn a different color.
Mike sploofed everywhere and Beverly was not impressed.
while enjoying your nicely rolled spliff (aka cone of mary jane) the finishing move (splooge) on a girls face with a nice 6-roper
the spliff was burnin fast so i finished that along with the night off with a nice sploof to her dome piece.
Its a vape. Gotta say sploof so that the teachers wont know what your up too in the bathroom. If your in the bathroom waiting for a hit from the juul and a teacher walks in, just recall it as a sploof!
"Hey pass the sploof"
"Ya here ya go!"