Decent, medium-sized ski resort in southern Vermont. Trails are not terribly difficult, but has some nice cruising terrain. Vertical drop is mediocre for Vermont but biggest in southern green mountains.
Fake developer village at bottom of mountain easily impresses Mcmansion dwellers but otherwise has no real town or population center nearby. Probably ranks second in contrived, commercial atmosphere after Killington. Nice scenic drive to/from resort.
McMansion Dweller: Hey guys I just stayed at this quaint New England Village at the bottom of Stratton Mountain.
Guys: That Village was manufactured in a factory in Perth Amboy, NJ 2 years ago. You need to go to Stowe my friend.
the most elite ski resort on the east coast best known for its guaranteed good snow conditions(due to the best snow making system in the country) and their amazing lift service(also best in the country). although the terrain isn't as challenging as say, Stowe, it can please anyone from novice skiing to expert skiing. beware though, this is one of the priciest mountains in the country. a one day weekend pass goes for about 75 dollars. if you are preppy and rich stratton is the only choice so if you ski at okemo, killington, sugarbush, and especially mt. blow you are at the wrong place
Good thing we are buying a house at Stratton Mountain. Daddy said that if we didn't the people at the club would think that we were poor.
an amazing person who is girlfriend matural!!!! she cares for many people and should become a p-star
"god i wish i had a gracee stratton"
Briggs and Stratton is the largest producer of air cooled gasoline small engines in the world. These engines can be found on everything from lawn mowers, lawn and garden tractors, zero turn mowers, generators, snow blowers, pressure washers, and other equipment. These engines are also popular in recreational use in go karts, mini bikes, and boats as outboard motors.
"Wow you've got a Briggs and Stratton engine on your mower. That's a good engine. They can last forever if you take good care of them!"
A day to honor one of the greatest players in jasper baseball history and to recognize him for all of his glory.
“Why are all these girls so wet.” “Because it’s national Grant Stratton Day.”
maxs are very long
max stratton is “wow look at max”
“ik, he’s a long schlong”
A common blowout toilet that gets negative pussy
The Kohler Stratton must be out of the ladies restroom.