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Take a trump

Take a dump. Take a shit.

I have to go take a trump. I dropped a massive trump.

by nny December 17, 2016


take a trump

Dumping your thoughts on Twitter while dumping your excrement in the toilet.

I'm gonna ragequit your stupid plan and then take a Trump on it!

by hopelyannoyed December 13, 2016


take a Trump

to defecate.

Nature calls— I have to take a Trump.

by CitizenKaines October 30, 2018


take a Trump

An unsuccessful trip to the bathroom, most likely due to constipation. A metaphor for DonaldTrump’s inability to “drain the swampin spite of numerous promises.

Bro 1: How was your go?

Bro 2: Terrible - all I could do was take a Trump.

by j-mannnnn January 06, 2017


take a trump

the act of excreting racist, sexist, homophobic, theocratic, fascist rhetoric from one's oral sphincter; esp. in the presence of large groups of like-minded, gullible, and/or easily influenced/manipulated individuals

Can you believe so many people are watching this guy take a trump and applauding for it?

by cowardly_pigeon November 20, 2015


Take A Trump

To take a MASSIVE, and I mean MASSIVE dump. It usually fills up the whole toilet after you take one.

Harold: Bro what happened

Michael: I had to take a trump last night and it filled up my whole toilet

Harold: Wow.

by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020


take a trump

To tell it like it is when idiots want to silence dissent

To take a Trump:

Trump: America needs sensible immigration laws

Leftist Speech Police: OMG, I just can't even , wow just wow - You're literally Hitler, you fascist, sexist, racist, homophobic, baby eating, Mexican burying, nazi KKK, turtle raping, puppy burning bigot. Everything you say is evil and you're supporters by way of my internal dichotomy are therefore guilty of all the aforementioned hyperbolic drama we accuse Trump of.

Trump Supporter: I don't think that's a fair and accurate statement

Leftist Speech Police: You deserve to die

CNN: This just in, Trump eats babies while Hillary save orphans from cancer.

by Rogerdodgerer October 01, 2016