Two Days Later

1.(N) A shitty emo band with zero testicles between all five members, who could not even value themselves enough to capitalize their own bands name. good job, Uhhh, you stupid, smelly, drunken, crying, asshole licker.
2.(Adj) Like an untalented group of people (5 or less) consisting of, but not limited to, connor, tom, dave, peter, and or keith.

3.(verb) To make a mockery of the audible compilation of instrumental devices sometimes called "music".

1.(N) "Man, i tried to go see Two Days Later and listening to it was like two dogs in a bathtub".
2.(Adj) "Holy crap, you untalented dutch oven lovers are very Two Days Later."
3.(Verb) Holy shit! Five yokos are tring to Tow Days Later the whole show! ass holes.

two day gay

Someone who tests the gay waters for two days, takes it in the ass and realizes that it hurts to much to be gay.

My roommate was a two day gay the summer before college.

Two Days Till Retirement

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.

Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!

two days and a wake up

(U.S.) Term used following a particular period of time to reference how many complete days or watches plus the time spent on the last day leaving a service member has before a tour of duty or field evolution is complete.

e.g.: "Two days and a wake up, and I'm gone!"

two days later

best band in the world, consisting of 5 tallanted musicians, tom, dave, keith, peter, and conor. peace

two days later is the god of all emo/punk music

two-day-a-year-jew

A Jew, usually reformed but he or she can also be conservative if they go to a large enough temple, who only goes to temple for the two days of Rosh Hannah, though occasionally they may show up for Yom Kippur (although the fasting impairs socializing). They usually spend the most of their time socializing outside with their friends.

"I didn't even know Michael went to this temple!"
"Oh you didn't know? He's been a two-day-a-year-jew since his Bar Mitzvah."

Two-Day Mexican Road Trip

Severe diarrhea.

I had this bean burrito at the filling station and went on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.