up in this here

Variation of 'up in this piece', 'in this place', 'in here'

Jill Scott: Last night I had a DC audience... I'm tryin a see DC up in this here!

Listen up bitch, here's the sitch.

1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.

Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"

get the hell up outta here

A more agressive way to tell someone to get out of here. Can also be used after someone said a dumb thing.

We need to get this nigga the hell up outta here. He is one annoying motherfucker.

Dude I just had a nasty 720 cumburst on some nice tits.

Dude get the hell up outta here with that 10 year ass shit nigga

don't let the dogs pound up in here

your roommate,parents,or girlfriend Don't want your friends in the house when thier gone

boyfriend:hey I'm playing poker with my friends later on
girlfriend:honey please don't let the dogs pound up in here
boyfriend:why not
girlfriend:because they are low lifes

my eyes are up here

A statement to remind someone distracted by a person's breasts or genitalia that they're having a conversation.

Todd: Yeah, so we'll meet up for the movies at um... uh(staring at/hypnotized by the breasts of the woman he's talking to) I uh...

Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.

Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.

My eyes are up here

A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.

“My eyes are up here…”

“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”

Listen up here ya fat cunt

An overused CowbellyTV joke

Penguin: Sir
Cowbelly: what
Penguin: you're too blue to be here
Cowbelly: Listen up here ya fat cunt