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The sound issued by bovines
The cows blarted endlessly as they waded the frass.
any kind of security guard or rent-a-cop
my dad lost his job, so now he's a part-time blart at the Staples center
Quite simply, a joint. Can be either hashish or weed. Also known as a blarty.
I really fancy a nice blart(y)
Similar to "blast" or a "good time." Spoken as if someone were unfamiliar with the english language and mispronounced "blast."
"I can't wait for the party tonight. We'll have a blart!"
"Creating new words is a blart."
a bubble fart- one that doesn't pop right away but gets trapped in smalle air pockets in your pants, and sometime by your ballsballfartresulting in a low, deeper sounding fart
When you fart and spray shit everywhere.
Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.
The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.
"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"
"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"