Standing up butt naked in a church and shouting obscenities at your dick.
Jerry ran up to the preacher as he showed great blasphemy, the church was shocked.
A term used by religionists and flat earthers when logical people prove them wrong by using reason
Example 1. Logical person: There is no god
Religious person: That's blasphemy!
Example 2. Logical person: NASA isn't a hoax
Flat earther: Blasphemy!
To temporarily diminish physical and mental control by means of alcoholic liquor.
Let's get blasphemied!
A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.
Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.
The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.
Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."
When you seek good company but it’s not obtainable, people other wise are cool. An not all bad but constantly in the mist and mix of drug use that you can retain from. Though ou wish to accompany someone out side of that but no one wants shit piss to do with you.
My life is a constant cycle of belated blasphemy.