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Blasphemy

Standing up butt naked in a church and shouting obscenities at your dick.

Jerry ran up to the preacher as he showed great blasphemy, the church was shocked.

by BarnyRd September 03, 2019


Blasphemy

A term used by religionists and flat earthers when logical people prove them wrong by using reason

Example 1. Logical person: There is no god
Religious person: That's blasphemy!
Example 2. Logical person: NASA isn't a hoax
Flat earther: Blasphemy!

by redgrave1093 October 27, 2019


blasphemied

To temporarily diminish physical and mental control by means of alcoholic liquor.

Let's get blasphemied!

by badclothes September 17, 2007


Blasphemy

Dunking a cookie in water

*dunking a cookie in water* That’s blasphemy!!!

by Ordinary_llama February 11, 2018


Slanderous Blasphemy

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.

Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

by The Chenneth February 07, 2019


Blasphemy Slap

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.

Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."

by AtticMonster April 03, 2008


Belated blasphemy

When you seek good company but it’s not obtainable, people other wise are cool. An not all bad but constantly in the mist and mix of drug use that you can retain from. Though ou wish to accompany someone out side of that but no one wants shit piss to do with you.

My life is a constant cycle of belated blasphemy.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019