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When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.
Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”
we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
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a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.
One who is exceptionally skilled in all types of combat.
Whoa! Bruce Lee was the Super Master Ass Blaster of his time
A condom filled with frozen ice cream.
Oh boy, yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Ben and Jerry’s ass blaster. It felt so good.
an exciting thing that happens
"Wow! That sure was an early morning ass blaster" Jane said to Joe.
This is someone who kicks ass and they do what they want all the time.
Chad is a Super Master Ass Blaster, he does what he wants.
To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.
"Phil is such a Penis-fucking-ass-blaster, I heard her was with Tim and Jerry all night"