(noun)
The Blender is the most amazing group of people known to mankind. Each person in the group must go through initiation, pick a fruit, and go through extensive Blender training. Participating in Blender meetings and memorizing the many rules of the blender is mandatory. The Blender strives to make this world a better place, one fruit at a time. It will change you're life.
Dan: "Whoa! Those people look like the most *amaaazziiinng*, intelligent, hilarious people I've ever seen. They couldn't possibly be from this planet"
Brandon: "Yup, that's App and Naner from The Blender. I wish I could be in the Blender"
To be blendered is to be simply: denied; saladed;ended; or just plain invisible - originated from Halo gameplay.
Once blendered you can do anything you want on Halo 3. However, if in a bad situation, blenders can also mean heavy salad, which in fact, is quite an undesirable situation. See heavy salad.
Rendering a picture in your pc with blender, therefore pushing your computer to the absolute max.
Person 1: Hey why is your computer so loud?
Person 2: I'm just blendering, no big deal
Person 1: Dude that's dangerous for the cpu
Person 2: How?
Person 1: The computer sounds like it's gonna explode!
This is when you're passionately tussling with your significant other, when all of a sudden, you yell, "BLENDER!" and proceed to stick your tongue in their lips and make your tongue move in circles in the motion that the blade at the bottom of a blender makes. May have other connotations when done to a woman's other lips.
-Dude, did you give her The Blender?
-Ya, she hasn't been able to touch her lips in a week!
A person who always trying to blend in with the rest of the group
Man..you peep the blenders following us to the fight..fall back blenders
to blend in the blenderizer.
"will you blenderize those ingredients to make me a shake?"
A common kitchen appliance that is considered by people who would know to be much less elegant than toasters.
Also, the nickname of a certain low down dirty whore who happens to reside in Hinton James at UNC Chapel Hill.
Look at that ugly ass blender.
Look at that ugly ass, Blender.