A noun describing a stereotypical, overweight liberal girl in her twenties, typically with brightly-colored, clownish hair, and given to loud and vulgar rants against men, in support of abortion or other leftist or feminist causes, or acting as Karens in public places. They often are involved with witchcraft or the occult, and frequently identify as lesbians.
The college campus was littered with pink-haired bloats screaming their hate toward the patriarchal administration.
a group of friends, your squad, you besties
Hey mom, me and my bloat are hanging out tonight!
Raynie called herself bloated, and i made A definition just because of it. ;)
1) Bloat is a commonly used phrase in north-west England to describe weed or cocaine. (It can also be used for other drugs but this is less common)
2) Bloat is sometimes used as a replacement for any word within a persons sentence.
1) Guy 1: "I'm getting some bloat at the weekend."
Guy 2: "Get me on that!"
2) Guy 1: "I'm tired as bloat after working with that new customer all day."
Guy 2: "Yeah I know what you mean, he was a right dick."
A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
A feeling after one has been excessively camping and/or cabining, rafting, eating randomly, sleeping terribly and suffering from achey butt bones & bloat-like feeling of body parts.
Damn it, I've been rafting all day and now I'm falling pry to camp bloat!